Death by Suburbs

In the city, I’ve witnessed a drive-by shooting in broad daylight.  I’ve seen someone hurl his body through my neighbor’s glass window for no apparent reason.  I’ve had friends robbed at gunpoint.

Yet I’m terrified of living in the suburbs.

I’m terrified of living a complacent life.  I’m terrified of not connecting with God because I’m not connected with those who have seemingly been abandoned by all but God.  I’m terrified of perfect pretenses.  I’m terrified of striving for success as the rest of the (even Christian) world sees it.  I’m terrified of living for myself.

Thus, when I found this book, I knew I had to read it.  The book’s title was enough to capture my attention: Death by Suburb, How to Keep the Suburbs from Killing Your Soul.

The author, David L. Goetz, grew up on a farm, but eventually found himself a resident in good ol’ Wheaton, Illinois.  In the book, Goetz focuses on eight suburban “environmental toxins” and eight spiritual practices that help counteract those toxins. 

Prior to reading this book, I had an inkling that it might be possible both to be a Christian and to live in suburbia, but I had no idea what that looked like.  Since I’m currently committed to living in the suburbs for at least the next year and a half, the book has been wonderfully practical.  The suburbs are toxic.  So is the city, in different ways.  In fact, every piece of our cosmos is in bondage to sin.  Thus, the answer is not necessarily to flee from the environment (though sometimes that is necessary, in order to see the environment for what it truly is; also, some environments are too toxic for some individuals... i.e. a recovering alcoholic at a bar or a suburban mom at a beauty parlor.  And no, it’s not sinful to have a pedicure or a beer.  But, if you have to have it, it is controlling you.  In psychology, we call those things addictions.  In Christian-speak, idols.).  Instead of running away, we must learn how to live faithfully within that environment.

In chapter six, Goetz addresses the environmental toxin of “I need to make a difference with my life.”  This toxin does not necessarily refer to the young person who sincerely wants to serve Christ; instead, it refers to a “shirker.”  Shirkers are “religious folk who inadvertently disengage from the suffering of the world and who unwittingly collect to themselves every available religious experience” (100).

Pardon the length of this quote, but I found myself quite resonating with the prototype of Shirker Mom:

The Shirker Life, ultimately, is a life of religious consumption – even the act of service – organized around life stages.

Take Shirker Mom, for example, who in midlife finds herself with more time for herself now that her last child has gone off to college.  She wants her Shirker Husband to join her in switching churches, to one that uses words like sacrament and Eucharist instead of Lord’s Supper, which their current “Bible-believing” congregation uses.  She has been feeling spiritually empty for some time and feels the need for a little more mystery and symbolism in worship on Sunday mornings.

Shirker Mom can remember the first time she “accepted Jesus Christ as her personal Lord and Savior”: she was six and raised her hand on the final day of vacation Bible school.  A good Shirker Girl, she participated in and became a leader in the active junior high and senior high group at her Shirker Church.  The teen mission trip to Tijuana, Mexico, where the team used homemade puppets to teach vacation Bible school to Mexican children, changed her life.

A bright Shirker Teen, she decided to attend a top Christian college, where she met a Shirker Boy, and after the spring of their senior year, the Shirker, believing that God had brought them together for a purpose, got married.  Shirker Husband then landed a job in finance, and by the time the Shirkers hit thirty, they had the largest house of the five couples in their small group from church.  By then the Shirker Family had expanded to two Shirker Kids.  After the kids came and with Shirker Husband traveling so much, when Shirker Mom began to feel lonely for adult relationships, she joined a ministry for other Shirker Moms with preschool children.  Shirker Mom loved the Bible study and spiritual friendships.  She became a discussion group leader for the other Shirker Moms.

When the Shirkers’ oldest, a ten-year-old, came home from school one day asking whether kissing a girl’s breasts was really making out, Shirker Mom had had enough.  No more public education.  She was also tired of textbooks that taught only evolution, and besides, the education was better at the Shirker Christian academy, wasn’t it?  Didn’t the kids also get an education in character?  Plus, her two Shirker Boys would get solid Bible teaching and attend chapel at least three times a week.  Shirker Mom was not about to leave her Shirker Kids to the sharks in the public school system.  One day, as she waited for her two boys outside the Christian academy after school in her late-model black SUV, she thanked Jesus for the blessing of a truly Christian education.  She felt so blessed.

But now that both Shirker Boys were away at a Christian college, Shirker Mom felt the need for a deeper sense of Jesus in her life.  For years she had heard about a charismatic mainline church in their community that, according to a neighbor who attended, also “preached the gospel.”  It took only one visit and she knew she had found a new spiritual home.  Her spiritually passive Shirker Husband was mostly supportive; he said he never really connected with the men in their old Shirker Church anyway.

Shirker Mom loved the new angle on God and taking the Eucharist every week. (She just loved the word Eucharist; it sounded so mysterious.)  She soaked up weekly scripture reading from the Lectionary.  It was as if everything she had been yearning for spiritually the past couple of years was met, finally in this new community.  Her Shirker Husband said he liked the fact that they could now sit anonymously in the pews, with no expectation to serve.  He always hated being an usher.  Shirker Mom missed the strong emphasis on scripture in her former Bible church, and that concerned her a bit, but she began to feel a deep sense of healing in her life.  She now leads a Bible study and is excited to see other suburban moms apply scripture to their lives.  It feels so good to be involved in something that makes a difference in people’s lives.

The flow of Shirker Religion is all one direction: toward me (or my kids).  And after my kids make it safely through high school, it’s back on me again – and my need for mystery and a sense of authenticity as I move through the often muted years of midlife and beyond.  Shirkers believe the Shirker thought leaders (preachers, Christian pundits, and theologians), who always frame the problems of the suburban world in terms of too little Bible and not enough truth.  The solutions are always more knowledge and more teaching and more education and more content.  Or it’s more mystery in worship or some other new angle.  Shirkers live, mostly, inside their heads. (109-112)

This is why I want to flee the suburbs.  I’m terrified of becoming Shirker Mom.

This is also why I hate being described as “nice”.  Teddy bears are nice.  Where do you see “nice” in the fruits of the Spirit?  (Do not confuse kindness with niceness.)  No, a Spirit-filled life is not one that should be primarily characterized as “nice”.  Ranting aside...

How do I avoid becoming Shirker Mom?

Goetz’s corresponding spiritual practice is to “pursue action without the thought of results or success” (115).

What might that look like?

Goetz again: “You obey God’s mandate to help the poor and the widows and the orphans (James 1).  You find a place to serve where no matter how many resources you leverage for the kingdom of God, you don’t see much change.  You enter into a relationship with someone of raw emotional and physical need.  No doubt there are other, more sophisticated methods to make a difference in the world (protests, political influence, financial aid).  But if you detach from the emotion and reality of the suffering of others, your soul distends.  You become like Zarathustra’s ghoulish image of an inverted cripple.  Too much of the Shirker Life causes bloating” (115).

One of the most life-giving times of my week is an hour and a half on Sunday evenings, when I get to hang out and color with about ten 3-8-year-old girls who hail from three different continents and whose names I still struggle to pronounce. 

Sometimes, I wonder if I love kids just because they love me.  What’s not to love about their hugs, honest prayers, or even the way they use me as a human jungle gym?  Last Sunday, I realized that one of the girls might perhaps be termed a compulsive liar.  That’s probably a bit extreme, but that realization suddenly made the cuteness of her innocent face... not so cute.  When I feel used or my trust is broken, if I am to continue in that relationship (with healthy boundaries), it cannot be about me or my fulfillment anymore.  It’s about loving Jesus.